Anyway, my true purpose is writing an incomplete list of the "35 Hardest Things to Cover Up" that a friend of mine and I started quite a while ago and never finished, but it's funny anyway. Some are her ideas, some are mine. If you'd like to add to the incomplete numbers on the list, please do tell me in a comment. Greatly appreciated, smiles for all of you! :) *note: anything in parenthesis is an added comment of mine, except in the case of #14, #28, and #27!!!!!
35. Being pregnant.
34. Eating the very last blue-raspberry popsicle. (because it stains your teeth, tongue and mouth area blue--but so worth it!)
33. Being more than just slightly obese.
32. Graphite stains. (From where your pencil won't erase off your page.)
31. Ugly carpets. (Because they're usually covering up stains, graphite or otherwise.)
30. burning eggs. (I've done this uncountable times--never been caught yet.)
29. Lysol/Clorox after-smells.
28. Giant neon signs. (in the dark)
27. Giant neon signs. (in the light)
26. Dating a nerd.
25. Eating meat when you say you're a vegetarian.
24. A spot on your wall where you threw a Sharpie. (been there, done that. Duct Tape does NOT help!)
23. The fact that you DIDN'T make it into college.
22. Being married.
21. NOT being married.
20. that place on your t-shirt where you dribbled cherry slushie. (man, now I want one, dang it!)
19. A flaming birthday cake.
18. Being eaten by a shark/wildebeast/prehistoric ice lemur.
17. If you stole ~~~~~~~~~'s (sorry, had to block my name out there!) list--*cough*some friends of mine*cough*
16. If you have a huge pimple on your nose that WON'T GO AWAY! (Never had that issue, thank goodness!)
15. Finding a dinosaur bone.
14. The fact that you're gay--"Hello, fabulous!" (Not mine, most definitely my friend's idea!)
13. The fact that you're a transvestite. (Also not mine.)
12. An enormous black eye.
11. ****************************************** (this one was a little too odd to list on my blog. Leaving it at that. Don't ask, I won't tell you anything.)
10. covering a redwood tree with a washcloth or towel. (Have you seen those trees? They're HUGE!!!!!)
9. Liking country music.
8. (nothing was here)
7. (or here)
6. (still nothing)
5. (nope)
4. (nada)
3. (more nothing)
2. (and yet more nothing)
1. Killing someone!
There you have it. A brilliant list, no? If you'd like to add something, only the spots 2-9 are available, and I've already got a few offers on them! Leave a comment to leave your mark on this amazing list! :)
All additions will be revealed in a later post. Good Luck!
6 comments:
something that would be hard to cover up- being an idiot. because even though you throw around big words, you usually use them in the wrong way and then all the smart people know that your an idiot anyways. and if your famous, they will put a video on youtube showing all your most idiotic moments so that even the not-smart people will know your an idiot.
p.s. i was using "you" in the sense of the general world. I don't think your an idiot. or that you have something to hide....
Of course not! *casts*suspicious*looks*around*empty*room*. Excuse me, I have to go get rid of...something...*more*suspicious*glances*.
ooo! i have 1!! the fact the you peed your pants and r trying 2 act all cool about it! and who helped you make that list, cz i know it wasnt me. i also think that being pregnant should be number 1
ooo! something else to add! how about having a lisp!
NICE!!!!! All 3 of those (two from Chels, one from Kinz) are going on the list! laina helped me make the list originally. Also, they are not numbered in any particular order, so I'm leaving pregnancy as #35, no offense to Chels. Thanks for the suggestions!!! :)
trying to kill yourself but then not succeeding. ("um, i thought there was a pool at the bottom of the building")
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