9) Having a lisp (seriously, who's idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp" anyway? How cruel. Example: "I have a lithp." "What?" "I have a lithp." "Wait, you have a what???" "I have a freaking lithp, okay??? A LITHP!!!!!" Honestly, some speech impediment namer has really got to be ashamed of himself.) **Thanks to Chels, for this addition to the list!**
8) Peeing your pants, and trying to act all cool about it despite the fact that everyone knows you did anyway. **Yet another thanks to Chles!**
7) Being an idiot. Everyone knows you are, but you use big words to try to fool them, and it doesn't work. **Thanks to Kinz for this one!**
6) The fact that you are a zombie. (ZDL, your time has come!!! ...NOT!!!!!!!! hahahaha... Only on friend will actually get this inside joke. I shall not explain.)
Yeah, there're a few more open spots. Tell me if you want to add one, but if not, just tell me something strange that's happened to you lately so I can create a new post based on random inspirations not involving lists. Thanks!!! :)
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Oh, frick. Those should've been numbers 8, 7, 6, and 5 respectively. Shoot. Too late I guess! :)
well if you had a lisp and you were making as list about your lisp then you would really be in trouble. or if you had a lisp and you were making a list about your cyst.
Ew, that's kinda a gross thought Kinz!!! But I wonder... do people with lisps actually write with lisps?
y did u say cyst? wut does that have to do with a lisp?!
its also nice to kno that it was MY idea that started this argument :)
Cysts have no relation whatsoever to lisps except that "cyst" is an excellent rhyme for "list" which was also mentioned. Unless Kinz has a different explanation.... Do you?
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