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I have amnesia, which I've been told has given me a slight case of ADD. I wonder why.... You know "why" has no vowels in it, unless you count "y" as a vowel, which it is only sometimes. I wonder what the reasoning behind that is. If I was the letter "y" I'd complain that I should be paid overtime to do the work that "i" and "e" were too lazy to do--isn't it a full enough job being a consonant already? I mean really....
I have amnesia, which has been giving me some complicated ADD issues. Peanut Butter Cups sound good right now. But not the name-brand kind, I want some slightly off kind. Well, maybe that isn't a good idea, I heard that peanut butter can give you salmonella. Although I thought that just came from under-cooked meat and raw eggs. Maybe it's from ll forms of protein. Or maybe someone will jump out in a few seconds and shout "April Fools!!!"....
I have amnesia. What a funny feeling, I'll tell you. Whoops, looks like I already did. (I just read what I wrote before. The word "whoops" reminds me of one one my favorite movies ever. I wish I could just remember what it's called. It has Hugh Grant in it. Him and his amazing accent, oh gosh, it's really an AMAZING accent....)
I have amnesia. Frick, I already told you that didn't I? Why can't I stop ranting?!?!?! Must have something to do with this ADD I mentioned before, but I've momentarily forgotten what that is....
I have amnesia, and ADD, what ever that's supposed to be. OOOO, What's that button do? "Publish Post"... Both those words start with the same letter, how odd. I wonder why people.... Hey, have you ever noticed that the letter "y" is only a vowel SOMETIMES? Don't you think it deserves better recognition than that? I bet being a consonant is hard enough without adding the trouble of vowels in as well....
4 comments:
xD LOL!! That was reeeally funneh!u should totally write a short story about amnesia and like send it to the newpaper or something.
Thanks! That's a good idea, actually. Maybe I will. I'll just send it to the Flip Side section or something. I'll just have to make sure it's copyrighted first though. Wouldn't want people stealing my brilliance--not that they couldn't from here anyway, but that's besides the point. :)
they would probably try to steal it because they figure that you'll never remember that you wrote it. even if you were sitting there eating your cheerios at breakfast you would just be nodding your head like "wow this is really cool. i wonder what it's like to have amnesia" but they don't know that you really don't have amnesia. i was going to say something else about your post but i forgot what it was...
Hahaha, funny Kinz! Thanks for your support in my situation. What situation was that again?
smiles!
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