Story of My Life: August 2009

Saturday, August 8, 2009

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I figure, I haven't posted in a while, and it doesn't even matter that that last one didn't get any comments, I wasn't really looking for comments anyway. So I just might as well post something here.

Well, you can see the title of this post is rather nonsensical and odd. It is actually and truly the number that was on the front of a $5 bill I did not want to lose, so I just memorized the number on the front for identification purposes. I will always be able to recall the number of that $5 bill, I know....

This was a very short post. If you want to listen to me rant more, there are more posts below this one. Or you can just leave. Whatever.

I love the world, don't die anyone! :)

Tragedies That Have Occurred to Me While I was Making Eggs

~ I left a paper towel over the panful of eggs on the stove, and didn't realize the stove was still ON under my eggs. So of course I freaked and was pretty T.O.'ed that my breakfast was sitting charred and soggy at the bottom of my trash can. I was nine years old. Both tragic and traumatic.
~ More recently, I was opening that can of cooking oil you spray on the pan to keep your food from sticking to it. The red dot was off from where the spray would leave the nozzle, so I tried to turn it, because we all know it wouldn't work otherwise. Well, this can made an exception and sprayed me in the face. My eye was in some mild pain after that.
~ On the same day of the spray can incident, I accidently put too much spray oil in the pan. This angered the Almighty Egg Gods, or maybe the Gods Against Wasteful Mortals Organization of Holy-terror/Punishment (G.A.W.M.O.H.P. for short) and anyway, my fit dose of bad karma was for the currently sizzling egg to pop a little piece of itself at my eyelid. That was a cause of some extreme eye-pain after that, followed with a vicious stabbing and eating of the egg in question. Needless to say, unless I want a larger list, I am now a cereal person.
~ A few days ago (as of 2/5/09) I was making frozen waffles, and the syrup was new and wouldn't come out. There was no paper tab thing to remove, so I just leaned my head over the bottle--like the idiot you see in bad comedies and wonder"How could they THINK that was a good idea?"--and squeezed the syrup bottle. Long-ish story short, I got syrup in my eye, nose, ear, and hair. Not pleasant!
~ a word of advice to those of you looking for more stuff on this list: See my other blog page. It's called "The Secret Organization of GAWMOHP". Have fun!

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